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If you think the things I say are bad, you should hear what I keep to myself -
In my defense, I was left unsupervised -
In my defense... I was left unsupervised -
Irish? I wish! -
I’m not addicted to chocolate were just in a committed relationship -
I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just in a committed relationship. -
Kiss me I'm pretending to be Irish -
Life is too short to be normal. Stay weird. -
May your coffee kick in before reality does -
My maturity level depends on who I’m with -
Mycophile Lover of Mushrooms -
One drink away from saying what I really think -
People only see Bigfoot at campgrounds and parks. He’s clearly on vacation. -
People will tell you to grow up & get a life, but it's a trap. -
Please be patient with me. I’m from the 1900s. -
R.E.D. Remember Everyone Deployed -
Retired not Expired -
Shiitake Happens -
U.S.A. Two Fiddy -
Yacht Rock
