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Age like old cheese. Full of character and slightly offensive -
Being an adult is weird. I’m just unsupervised all the time seems so unsafe. -
Bigfoot search team -
Blood sweat and tears - Freedom 250 -
DD214 Alumni -
Don’t be mad cause I’m a little cooler -
Drink coffee do stupid things faster with more energy -
Freedom 250 -
Future decisions will be made using the Eenie Meenie Miney Moe system -
Got Beer? -
Got Pizza? -
Grumpy Old Veteran -
I didn't make it this far to start behaving now -
I enjoy romantic walks through the hardware store -
I stay hydrated by adding ice to my coffee -
If I shenan once I'll shenanigan -
If you think the things I say are bad, you should hear what I keep to myself -
In my defense, I was left unsupervised -
Irish? I wish! -
I’m not addicted to chocolate were just in a committed relationship -
I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just in a committed relationship. -
Kiss me I'm pretending to be Irish -
Life is too short to be normal. Stay weird. -
May your coffee kick in before reality does
